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	<title>Pseudo Heaven</title>
	<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com</link>
	<description>The only paradise you'll ever need.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Horse Handicapping</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/horse-handicapping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/horse-handicapping/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-05-AOHAB_0019.png' border='0' /></a></p>I don&#8217;t think he knows what that means.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/horse-handicapping/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-05-AOHAB_0019.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>I don&#8217;t think he knows what that means.</p>
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		<title>THIS ONE IS ABOUT RACISM</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/this-one-is-about-racism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/this-one-is-about-racism/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/this-one-is-about-racism/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-03-AOHAB_0018.png' border='0' /></a></p>If you&#8217;re offended:
NAACP National Headquarters
Mailing Address: 4805 Mt. Hope Drive, Baltimore MD 21215
Toll Free: (877) NAACP-98
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/this-one-is-about-racism/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-03-AOHAB_0018.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>If you&#8217;re offended:</p>
<p><strong>NAACP National Headquarters</strong></p>
<p>Mailing Address: <strong>4805 Mt. Hope Drive, Baltimore MD 21215</strong><br />
Toll Free: <strong>(877) NAACP-98</strong></p>
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		<title>A Different Doctor</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/a-different-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/a-different-doctor/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-02-AOHAB_0017.png' border='0' /></a></p>He&#8217;s not the same one.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/a-different-doctor/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-02-AOHAB_0017.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>He&#8217;s not the same one.</p>
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		<title>You should see him do the &#8220;Fax Machine&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/you-should-see-him-do-the-fax-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/you-should-see-him-do-the-fax-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/you-should-see-him-do-the-fax-machine/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/you-should-see-him-do-the-fax-machine/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-01-AOHAB_0016.png' border='0' /></a></p>What is something cool sounding that a mime doesn&#8217;t usually do?
Vote Democrat.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/03/you-should-see-him-do-the-fax-machine/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-03-01-AOHAB_0016.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>What is something cool sounding that a mime doesn&#8217;t usually do?</p>
<p>Vote Democrat.</p>
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		<title>The Doc is Back</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-doc-is-back/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-doc-is-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-doc-is-back/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-doc-is-back/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-29-AOHAB_0015.png' border='0' /></a></p>And he bears gifts!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/the-doc-is-back/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-29-AOHAB_0015.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>And he bears gifts!</p>
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		<title>Yes, this time it is you.</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/yes-this-time-it-is-you/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/yes-this-time-it-is-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/yes-this-time-it-is-you/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/yes-this-time-it-is-you/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-28-AOHAB_0014.png' border='0' /></a></p>It was going to be the laser tuna over there, but I changed my mind.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/yes-this-time-it-is-you/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-28-AOHAB_0014.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>It was going to be the laser tuna over there, but I changed my mind.</p>
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		<title>MERRY CHANGE THE SUBJECT DAY!</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-cant-think-of-any-titles-but-i-cant-use-that-again/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-cant-think-of-any-titles-but-i-cant-use-that-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-cant-think-of-any-titles-but-i-cant-use-that-again/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-cant-think-of-any-titles-but-i-cant-use-that-again/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-27-AOHAB_0013.png' border='0' /></a></p>On the other hand, Wes Craven was terrible at fishing.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-cant-think-of-any-titles-but-i-cant-use-that-again/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-27-AOHAB_0013.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>On the other hand, Wes Craven was terrible at fishing.</p>
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		<title>Some things you may not know about Heavens</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-heavens/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-heavens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-heavens/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-heavens/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-26-AOHAB_0012.png' border='0' /></a></p>He eats his peas one at a time.
One day, he went the whole day without urinating.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-heavens/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-26-AOHAB_0012.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>He eats his peas one at a time.</p>
<p>One day, he went the whole day without urinating.</p>
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		<title>SOME THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT BAHRAN</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-bahran/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-bahran/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-bahran/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-bahran/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-25-AOHAB_0011.png' border='0' /></a></p>Other things include:
Being fairly certain Ferris Bueller was a real person.
Not knowing whether man has walked in Ohio yet.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/some-things-you-may-not-know-about-bahran/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-25-AOHAB_0011.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>Other things include:</p>
<p>Being fairly certain Ferris Bueller was a real person.</p>
<p>Not knowing whether man has walked in Ohio yet.</p>
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		<title>I need a title! STAT!</title>
		<link>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-need-a-title-stat/</link>
		<comments>http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-need-a-title-stat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bahran</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-need-a-title-stat/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-need-a-title-stat/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-24-AOHAB_0010.png' border='0' /></a></p>Somebody needs to teach them about lead sentences. I know, because I did it wrong for a long time before I learned. Aren&#8217;t I special? You&#8217;re ignoring me, aren&#8217;t you? I don&#8217;t blame you.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/2008/02/i-need-a-title-stat/'><img src='http://pseudoheaven.gararion.com/comics/2008-02-24-AOHAB_0010.png' border='0' /></a></p><p>Somebody needs to teach them about lead sentences. I know, because I did it wrong for a long time before I learned. Aren&#8217;t I special? You&#8217;re ignoring me, aren&#8217;t you? I don&#8217;t blame you.</p>
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