Pseudo Heaven

Allow me to introduce myself. I am NecroMage, dark wizard extraordinaire. Author and of the comics GG and Twisted Fantasy. At the time of this writing, I lack the power of superhuman internet popularity. A power I desperately require in order to fund my diabolical schemes as well as feed myself delicious candy.

However, I do have plans to change that. This website is one such plan. Currently, it is hosted on the server of a good friend, Gararion. He shall be rewarded handsomely for allowing my site to grow, like a tumor, upon his own. One day it shall burst forth from it’s then unnecessary husk and forge it’s own roots deep within the internet. With the help of precious internutrients- and advertisement and donation money- eventually I hope to expand my genius to audio, video, and T-shirt format, at least.

I’d like to leave you with a notice. As one of my readers you will grow to love me to an unhealthy extent. Do not worry; It is normal to be attracted to my greatness like a moth to a flame. Rest assured that your eventual blind devotion and undying gratitude will be rewarded when I stand as ruler of this pathetic world. Until then, I do hope you appreciate the fruits of my labor. If you appreciate them enough, feel free to donate money through paypal. And please, tell people about the site. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your teachers and your families and your coworkers. Share a bit of the glory that is Pseudo Heaven around. With some luck, effort, and political pressure, we could rewrite religious texts to make us the ONLY heaven. That’ll show reality who’s boss.