Pseudo Heaven

I don’t think he knows what that means.

Okay, there are some major technical difficulties with this whole move. My comics will be down for a while, as they’re currently harder to make, I have less time to make them and uploading is proving tricky (read: impossible) right now. The site WILL be updated, it will just be purely by The AoHaB for a while, since I know all both of you who actually read daily are probably like “Oh, my God, that NecroMage guy is getting SUCH an angry email.”

In the meantime I’ll be looking into making the site nicer, and getting back on track with the comics. And maybe working on a Nintendo Entertainment System related side project? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

I just wanted to update to let you guys know that Vista’s paint program sucks ass.

Man, you guys. I just got myself moved to the big, odd-smelling city-town-hamlet-squid-borough of Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. I plan to keep churning out comics as planned but there might be a few hiccups while I get settled, since I couldn’t bring my computer with me and do have to find myself a job. Worst case scenario involves Bahran dipping into his reserve of 70 previously made comics or so and covering me for a few updates, so you’ll still have reason to check daily. We update daily, you know.

Also, people keep bugging me for my email address to contact me for things. Things like submitting comics, I guess? My email address is Dead.Mage7@gmail.com without the seven in it. Let the Spam bots handle that masterful bit of deception.

I’m certainly not opposed to the idea of hosting budding young comics on this budding young website, so long as they’re funny and have authors who are reliable.

Also nude pictures from any of you young ladies out there would be swell.

I hope everyone who reads the site (both of you) has enjoyed the first week of GG. As it’s coming to a close soon, I feel like it’s time to explain the format of the site in it’s wonderful entirety.

This site will feature multiple comics, of which GG is one. Currently, there are three comics slated to be hosted here: GG, another comic of mine called Twisted Fantasy, and the Adventures of Heavens and Bahran (by Bahran). The comics will go up a few days each every week, but since I uploaded half a week’s worth of GG in advance while I was figuring out how to format the site in order to give readers a grasp of each comic’s concept, every new comic that starts up on the site, the first three included, get a week’s worth of updates unto themselves.

What this means is that GG comics will be ending on Saturday and update again two Sundays from now,  continuing to update every Sunday and Thursday. The AoHaB will update every day next week, and then stop for a week before moving into a Monday, Wednesday, Friday system, after Twisted Fantasy has a week in the spotlight before accepting the cold, leftover-worthy time slot of Tuesdays and Saturdays.

I hope you all enjoy next week’s comics. I’ll be back the week after with my second, older, comic that a very small select few of you may have seen before. And maybe a Paypal button up so you can send me money.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am NecroMage, dark wizard extraordinaire. Author and of the comics GG and Twisted Fantasy. At the time of this writing, I lack the power of superhuman internet popularity. A power I desperately require in order to fund my diabolical schemes as well as feed myself delicious candy.

However, I do have plans to change that. This website is one such plan. Currently, it is hosted on the server of a good friend, Gararion. He shall be rewarded handsomely for allowing my site to grow, like a tumor, upon his own. One day it shall burst forth from it’s then unnecessary husk and forge it’s own roots deep within the internet. With the help of precious internutrients- and advertisement and donation money- eventually I hope to expand my genius to audio, video, and T-shirt format, at least.

I’d like to leave you with a notice. As one of my readers you will grow to love me to an unhealthy extent. Do not worry; It is normal to be attracted to my greatness like a moth to a flame. Rest assured that your eventual blind devotion and undying gratitude will be rewarded when I stand as ruler of this pathetic world. Until then, I do hope you appreciate the fruits of my labor. If you appreciate them enough, feel free to donate money through paypal. And please, tell people about the site. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your teachers and your families and your coworkers. Share a bit of the glory that is Pseudo Heaven around. With some luck, effort, and political pressure, we could rewrite religious texts to make us the ONLY heaven. That’ll show reality who’s boss.